im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
smell my finger.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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