don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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