Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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