I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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