u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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