I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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