i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
How's work?
Spinning.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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