This is not my ceiling
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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