I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Randomize
