if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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