Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
