i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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