Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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