My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
