Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just high enough for therapy.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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