oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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