all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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