I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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