i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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