wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
two words: eviction party
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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