butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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