he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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