you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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