I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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