Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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