official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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