fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
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Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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