they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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