His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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