I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
no, he came in my armpit
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.