whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos