Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?