i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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