PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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