what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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