She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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