He kissed a someone with a penis
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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