Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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