Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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