i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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