oh my god i'm in a crawl space
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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