I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I supernannyed him into submission
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