he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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