Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
