His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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