Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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