maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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