yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Of course I have a pirate flag
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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