Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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