i don't plan on having that self control this summer
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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