Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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