u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
high people should be assigned attendants
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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