grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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