I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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