Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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