Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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