bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
How does one acquire holy water?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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