My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
what is it with giant penises always finding me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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