He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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