i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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