I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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