In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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